Guide to bootleg (illegal) streaming football

This post is a special request, catering to dear Mr Tan, departing for Melbourne's shitty weather tomorrow.

First off, I recommend downloading a couple of legal (not illegal) and free downloads.
:TVU Player
:Sopcast
:TVAnts
These are 3 commonly used platforms for bootleg (illegal) streams, amongst the many others.

After installation, make sure the web player plugin (for playing within a web browser) has been activated. From personal experience, it generally works with Internet Explorer but I believe Mozilla should be okay with some toggling (not illegal).

Select your website, e.g. this one among other options. Generally, two options exist: to stream within your stand alone player or via your web browser. Both are typically similar, with the stream quality more dependent on other factors.

And of course, various commentary options. Having sampled english, chinese, cantonese, german, dutch, french and spanish, I have to say chinese is by far the most entertaining form, so entertaining that it is almost...illegal.