Occasionally while growing up, I always wondered why I wasn't particularly talented in anything.

It didn't really bother me too much most of the time but now after nearly 24 years, I think I finally found my true calling.


I am a rather talented soft toy grabber.

Yeah, you know those vending machines in arcades where you insert $1 and get a go at controlling a flimsy little contraption that couldn't possibly lift that cute little stuffed toy? At last count, I've managed to get 5 of them without trying too hard.

I think I should start training professionally. I wonder how much the average soft toy grabber earns.