If you swim in the river, not only will you risk drowning but more importantly you will risk startling the fish and potentially displace them.
The river is evil and will devour both humans and animals.
If you injure yourself whilst swimming in the river, you will lose all your hopes and dreams of attaining that scholarship to play baseball, badminton and/or football at international level.
If you don't eat his kushikatsu, this is what happens to your face. Permanently.
Puffer fish aren't as dangerous as everyone says. They are just misunderstood.
This takoyaki is so good that even a tako itself would eat it.