This is what a lack of sleep does to you

As I tossed and turned for the umpteenth time last night, I realized I wasn't going to get much sleep. (Turns out I got zilch last night. Great. Now I'm an insomniac.)

So in the name of sheer boredom and frustration, I crafted a

20 Things To Do Before I Die list.

In all seriousness, I wasn't paying a great deal of attention to what I wrote but here's some interesting tidbits anyway.

#3 Watch Liverpool play at Anfield.

#7 Attend the Venice Festival.

#10 See the Sahara.

#14 Drink real Absinthe.

#20 Own a Corgi.

Honourable Mention

#8 Ride a Vespa in Italy.

I'll probably expand the list to 50, knowing full well that I'll accomplish like five of them and then just sorta...get lazy.