adult concerns

weekly laundry duty always amazes me.

that the amount of dark-coloured clothes outweighs the amount of light-colours to a ratio of 10:1.
i shit you not.

i'm always left with a full load of dark colours and barely a quarter load of lights.

and it's not that i'm lacking any lights.
so, really why?

simply put, darks make you look slimmer. they are more flattering on the ever-growing bulge that threatens to get in the way.

so, there. at the ripe age of 23, i'm all out for darks.

gone are the days of funky colours and baggy jeans. god.
remembering the days of JNCO and 77th street. wow.



honestly, can anyone speak out in defence of those days?

what the hell were we thinking???